don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

(Source: rupelover)


"what big eyes you have"

"the better to see your nudes with, my dear"

(Source: onlinegf)


I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted


i currently have a crush on 94 people at the same time 


i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)